middle school humor

It takes one to know one. 


So we had rice and beans for dinner. (Very good, I might add. Homemade with carrots, cabbage, onions, and garlic added in.) Well, afterwards I let out a particularly good belch. (My brother John might have deemed it, "impressive.") So I proclaim, "Excuse me. Those beans were carbonated." And Bob says, "You mean, fart-onated." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I've been crying ever since.